The Mystery Man FromThe305

So today as I was browsing my messages and going through my typical screening process. I like to give all my candidates a fair shot—and by fair I mean I like look at all of their pictures to get a complete assessment of their physical appearance and then judge them accordingly. I was intrigued when I got a wink from this.

If I wanted to see a picture of a boat in the harbor I would consult google images and type in "boat in harbor." I felt the urge to investigate further. And found many unique ways fromthe305 was able to disguise his actual appearance.

I mean I get that he obviously must be unfortunate looking, and therefore has to make sure that all elements of his face are either concealed or small enough that you would need to hold a magnifying glass up to the computer to see, but who does he think he is fooling? I mean what girl would sign up for a date with a guy who thinks his best look is “Scuba”?

His tag line is “We will lie about how we met,” (which, by the way, is far less amusing to me after my date with beachcruiser55), but regardless, he really shouldn’t worry about having to lie to his friends about where he picks up women—he’s a 29 yr old divorce that couldn’t find ONE decent picture of himself, not one. I somehow I doubt that anyone who knew FromThe305 would be shocked he is on Match.com.