It said "I'm ready to lie about how we met" which is kind of funny, but more importantly a requirement for all potential suitors. I looked further at the pictures...Not bad other than possible indication of a receding hairline. I also might have been suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome, but i went ahead and took the plunge anyway.I met him after work where he gave me a choice of 3 restaurants all in close proximity. I chose the Greek place...it was probably the most expensive. Our beautiful first words were as followed:
I say: Hi, I’ve never done this before.
He says: I haven’t either.
I think: Bullshit.
And then I saw what something that confirmed all my worst fears,something I had a feeling about but forced myself to ignore against all better judgment…he not only a receding hair line but the beginnings of a very prominent bald spot smack-dab in the back of his head. My stomach instantly turned, but I dug myself into this hole of mine, so I reluctantly followed inside. The night progressed in a not-so-unbearable manner. A bottle of wine was ordered and I was suddenly a happy camper. I soon recognized this date for what it was—a free meal with an average, but very nice guy, who just happened to get fucked in the hair-gene pool.
The meal was coming to a close, and the dessert menu came. He suggests we walk to frozen yogurt near by. Not wanting to be too much a bitch and bail completely, I counter with the argument that Starbucks is right next door.
At our after-dinner-coffee date the issue of music arises (a make-it or break-it topic in my mind). I mention the Coachella line up and he says quote-un-quote, “Seeing Jay Z would be kind of cool, but I’m not really in to anyone else.”
I had no words for this statement. I mean have YOU SEEN the Coachella line-up?! Tiesto, Guetta, Bennassi, LCD Soundsystem, La Roux, Passion Pit, Kaskade, Deadmau5?!
The final nail in the coffin had been placed—beachcruiser55 did not love raver child.
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